today before i left house for dinner, i was picking an outfit to wear. and i sat in front of my wardrobe, i realised i have quite a number of clothes.
and this came up to my mind.
ever wondered why your girlfriend/wife/girl friend has so many clothes and she still buys?
this is the reason why: everything is essential.
you see, i used to think that a pair of white shorts is essential to my wardrobe. well white goes well with everything, right? for casual wear, college wear, slutty nights wtf. then as time passes, i realised the black shorts would be essential too. i mean, sure, white and black are basic colours right? (but my sister stole my black one) then as time passes, the pinstripped ones are in! wtf, then we have the black pinstripped and the grey pinstripped ones. then i would decide i needed a khaki one to put together a laid down casual look. then i would go get a khaki one. AND THEN, there's the high waisted trend, so i went out to get the high waisted shorts, wtfomgbbq. then the sailor look came about and we decide we need a pair of navy blue shorts. wtf right? so if your girlfriend has this many amount of shorts, please forgive her.
then i got my first dress, which i do not remember which is it. then i decide, it is too formal for casual wear. then i go out and get some smocked tube dresses. then summer came by and we needed halter dresses! wtf, then i get some from Supre happily. THEN SPRING CAME ABOUT, wtf, and i needed floral dresses. wtf is this. then all of a sudden i realised, my dresses are too casual for a night out, then i go out to get some party dresses, tight and short wtf. then i read some fashion magazine and they say, a little black dress is essential, wtf, then i go out to buy a LBD. then i frigging decide it's too slutty and too boring for every single night, so i went out to get a white angelic one, wtf, that's how i have another dress. then it's your grandma's birthday and all your dresses are too slutty for her birthday (in case heart attack all the shit) then you go out to get a more conservative dress. and then your dear friend's birthday comes about and there's a dress code for her party, and you go out and get a dress for that! that's how a lady can end up with 30 dresses. please forgive her.
and it comes even worse when you're me, and the fact that i love any cardigans or pullovers or sweaters.
when i first entered college, i decided, okay a sweater would be essential. so i picked a white, thick one. then as time passes by i decided that my white sweater doesn't go with everything but instead if i got a black cardigan, it should do a better job in matching dresses too! then i would decide that if i kept washing the same black cardigan, its colour would run and i go out and buy ANOTHER BLACK CARDIGAN wtfudge! then i decide, black is so boring and it doesnt matches my floral dresses so i go out to hunt for an off-white cardigan, wtf. so there another added to the collection. then the striped were and in thing and i went to get it in yellow stripes, grey stripes and thin stripes!! ok thanks, another three to the collection. then i thought, a grey plain sweater would do great in matching many outfits, very very essential, then i go out and buy a grey sweater. then the body hugging cardigan was in, so i hunted for body hugging ones, then the COSY ONES made their debut, WTF, so i bought those. sigh. this is how the hell a girl can end up with 20 cardigans (not me okay, at least NOT YET). then we had the wrap around cardigan, the hoodie, the cropped cardigan omg. i even have a fur sweater, wat for in msia!
seriously everything is essential! now you wonder why your girlfriend has that many clothes? this is the reason why!
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